Dear Sir/Madam
Our company, Tuxedo Ranch (which does not sell Tuxedos), just received this email. These actually make my day because they are so hilariously written.
Dear Sir/Madam
My name is Reverend Alfred Smith. I am contacting you to find out if you do have TUXEDO in stock for sale, if you do i will like you to email me back with your wedsite so i can choose from the ones i will like to order. I am waiting to hear from you so we can go ahead and proceed with this order. I will be very happy if you correspond as soon as possilble. May the good Lord bless you and your family as well as your co-worker. Amen!!! Best Regards
Reverend Alfred Smith
